Apparently a guy named Jerry Keene from Welch, WV decided to rob a store. He sent his gal pal, Elizabeth Blankenship, in first to case the joint. When she came back out and apparently gave him the okay, he hatched his diabolical plan.
He entered the Hillbilly Market (no, I didn’t make that up – that’s really the name of the store), using a pair of underwear as a mask, showed a gun, and demanded money. Yet, despite his brilliant disguise, he was identified.
I can’t help but wonder if he was identified by his skid marks. LOL
Dumbass.
Still, this ass clown is miles away in weirdness from the most comical criminal disguise ever. That prize goes to the Duct Tape Bandit, who quite coincidentally was from a nearby area (Ashland, Kentucky). For anyone who missed it, you can read about the Duct Tape Bandit on my blog here.
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Source: WSAZ “Robber’s Underwear Disguise doesn’t fool witnesses”
I still like the duct-tape mask the best.
I once ran around the block with underwear on my head on a $5 bet. I won the bet.
The Duct Tape Bandit was classic, and very hard to outdo on the basis of either extreme weirdness or comic value. LOL
Speaking of “hillbilly”, what is Kenline up to these days?