While again looking for updates on the man who was killed by getting hit by a cop car which then dragged him for over half a mile (that’s been updated this afternoon, incidentally, so if you haven’t seen the update, click on the link in this post) I found this interesting albeit weird story on the same website.
A mother in Ashland, Kentucky says that she bought some crazy straws at WalMart for her three-year-old, and the mom thinks they are shaped like “male sex organs”. WalMart basically laughed at her (she says they were “very rude”), but then pulled them from the shelves after they heard from the television station.
For some reason, this doesn’t surprise me at all, but that could be because the Duct Tape Bandit is from Ashland, Kentucky as well, and of course I wrote earlier today about the Kentucky State Legislator who thinks he has the power to control the entire internet (LOL).
What do you see when you look at the straws? I see a rocket ship, so I guess my mind isn’t quite as dirty as that mom’s mind, LOL.

You can read this wacky story for yourself at WSAZ.
Some people really try hard to be offended, don’t they?
I totally see what she saw, but it’s just a crazy straw. Honestly, she brought much more negativity to what it can look like to some by the attention that was she chose to bring to it. If she didn’t approve of the straws, then she should’ve tossed ‘em. I think this woman is self righteous.
I can see a weewee there…but you know, you can always tell your kids it is something else!! The human brain always tries to pick out patterns. The kids probably wouldn’t think of it anyway.
Maybe she needed to get laid?
JK
Sorry, mischievous mood today.
Yeah the penis straws totally reminded her of her self confidence and lack of sex issues!
LOL, Sandy – to be quite honest, I thought the exact same thing about this woman. Hehehe!
I first saw the straw and thought it looked like a pear.
For her seeing a penis, shows where her mind is.