Comments on: American Idol stage dad banned from rehearsals

By: webhick

webhick — Tue, 27 May 2008 05:41:19 +0000

Thanks! My secret is gratuitous abuse of inanimate objects.

By: ElfNinosMom

ElfNinosMom — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:34:56 +0000

I just had to come back to this one and laugh again at webhick’s comment.

Webhick, you are the funniest person I know. How on earth do you come up with this stuff? ROFL again!

By: ElfNinosMom

ElfNinosMom — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:23:25 +0000

ROFLMAO, webhick!

By: webhick

webhick — Tue, 13 May 2008 04:45:41 +0000

“When someone who studies criminals for a living says “I feel like I’ve seen someone like him before”, it’s never, ever a good thing. Just thought I’d point that out. ;-)”

I bet you’re thinking of that guy you saw making out with a parking meter who ended up brutally slaughtering three change machines at the bowling alley before eloping with the shoe sanitizer. That guy was sick.

By: ElfNinosMom

ElfNinosMom — Tue, 13 May 2008 04:31:07 +0000

I agree, someone needs to teach that kid how to be normal. There is some kind of very strange disconnect with him. I can’t put my finger on it exactly, but I feel like I’ve seen it before.

When someone who studies criminals for a living says “I feel like I’ve seen someone like him before”, it’s never, ever a good thing. Just thought I’d point that out.

By: webhick

webhick — Tue, 13 May 2008 04:14:13 +0000

Thanks for the link! But I don’t know what I’ll do if I get more than two readers a day…

I wouldn’t feel too bad for getting the creepy vibe. His impersonation of the “you can trust your daughter with me” boy is coming across as really great example of bad acting. Of course, it could be because his eyes are empty, which only happened because Stage Dad sold his soul out from under him. Incidentally, that’s also the real cause of his vocal paralysis - seeing the Dark Lord made him scream until he lost his voice.

But it appears I’ve said to much.

Anyway, I’m on the fence about whether or not winning Idol would be good for him or not. Is Stage Dad better or worse than Idol Puppetmasters? I can’t decide! In the end, I think Archulator is going the way of the celebrity tragedy unless someone who genuinely cares for the kid gets him out of the spotlight and into therapy so he can learn to be normal.

By: ElfNinosMom

ElfNinosMom — Mon, 12 May 2008 20:12:12 +0000

Hiya, webhick! I’m glad you left a comment again, because I wanted to add your Illuminati blog to my blogroll, and couldn’t for the life of me remember the url.

Anyhoo, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks David Archuletta is creepy. I felt kind of bad for even thinking that, since he’s just a kid, but the truth of the matter is that there’s something not quite right about that kid. Hopefully he’s just a gay Mormon, and not a future serial killer.

If Vote For The Worst is supporting him, he should win. LOL

By: webhick

webhick — Mon, 12 May 2008 03:02:07 +0000

“Did anybody even notice that he added a line from another song?”

I most certainly noticed. And I almost upchucked dinner. There is something incredibly creepy about that kid. Like his overbearing stage dad puts bunny rabbits in his cage for him to molest each night while he listens to cotton candy songs. And the incessant lip licking is not helping. And neither is the gasping. I’d make a Darth Vader reference, but like 90% of the songs he slaughters, he’s probably never heard of him.

I should also note that Vote for the Worst is now supporting the boy.