
This little tyke looks like my beagle, Li’l Bit, except that Li’l Bit is elderly. She gets that cute look on her face, though.
June 1, 2008 by ElfNinosMom

This little tyke looks like my beagle, Li’l Bit, except that Li’l Bit is elderly. She gets that cute look on her face, though.
Oh so cute. Reminds me of Polly Dog we had when I was little.
Anything that cute must be evil. You can tell right off with this one, too. The only reason that puppy is holding its chin down like that is to hide a nuclear warhead. And it’s looking up at you with a certain amount of disdain, because the longer you look at it and go “aw”, the less likely it can continue to hide the warhead and the more it wants to push the red button.
Live in fear of cute puppies. They will bring about our destruction.
Thanks a million, webhick. That explains that ticking sound I hear when Li’l Bit is asleep in the guest bedroom. And to think that all this time, I thought I was hearing the old Big Ben alarm clock on the nightstand!
No problem. I’m just glad you have the one with the nuclear warhead and not the one that Scanners was based on.
As for the ticking, you’ll need to get Big Ben fixed. And I’ll need to talk to R&D about implementing solutions from episodes of my beloved Doctor Who.
And I thought the look was because he had just peed in your favorite shoe. Of course, that was right after he had chewed the shoe up.
Well, that’s what happens when you introduce foreign matter to a nuclear puppy – spontaneous release of hazardous waste.
We’re currently working on a bichon frise that can spit hydrochloric acid out its eyes when someone talks “baby talk” to it.
“What a cute wittle itty-bitty puppy-wuppy!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! MY FACE! MAKE IT STOP!”
LOL