My friend and fellow Quatloos volunteer, Webhick, has a great blog called “Illuminati Gone Wild!” She spoofs (or is it real?) the behind the scenes happenings at Illuminati Central.
For those of you unfamiliar with the term Illuminati, many wacky conspiracy theorists believe they are the masterminds behind pretty much everything they don’t understand.
Today, webhick has taken on the various rumors about Barack Obama. Hopefully she’ll do Sarah Palin next!
With the presidential election just weeks away, we at the Illuminati have decided that it would be joyously insidious to dispel some myths and release some well known Illuminati insider information about Barack Obama. Now without further adieu…
Obama Was Not Born in Hawaii
After people have so fervently defended Obama’s birth certificate, I can assure you that he was not born in Hawaii. Yeah, I totally forged that certificate. On my coffee break. You people are so gullible. Truth of the matter is that Obama was born on Amalthea, which is the third moon of Jupiter. This is very important to those who actually give a damn because Amalthea is the traditional birthing ground of the royal family of shape shifting lizards. Now, Obama is not a member of the royal family. Well, not officially. You know how well those royals keep their nondescript reproductive organs to themselves. Yes! That’s right! Obama is the bastard love-child of George Bush and the Queen of England! Don’t deny it. You know in your heart that it’s the truth.
You know, I have seen the rumors about his BC being fake…and apparently there are some people that “have copies of his BC from Kenya”.
While the spoof is funny…I have to wonder why anyone would believe that anyone other than Obama would be able to get his BC even if he was born in Kenya. I would hate to think that you could just walk into any ole govt office…even if it was a foreign govt…and be able to get anyone BC that you wanted.
I mean..really.
I don’t think Obama’s birth certificate is fake. I’m pretty sure that rumor has been debunked as having originated with a racist.
It also seems like I saw where a private investigator (Bill Warner, maybe?) ordered a copy of his birth certificate online, and even though he opposes (and almost hates) Obama, to the point that he runs with all the anti-Obama rumors, he had to admit it’s real.
I’ll see if I can find that again.
That was easier than I thought it would be, LOL.
http://wwwwbipicomlink.blogspot.com/2008/10/actual-validation-of-original-birth.html
Thanks so much for the compliments ENM! I was hesitant about releasing the information because of the likelihood of inciting a riot, but then I remembered how entertaining riots are.
I was supposed to do something on McCain the day after Obama but ended up volunteering to carry the plague, which backfired into actually getting the plague. McCain will be up in the next day or two, after which I’ll deal with Biden and Palin. If there’s time left before Nov 4th, I’ll out Barr/Root, too.
I can’t wait!